Scott Quote From Last Night:
"I would fuck a unicorn."
The other night, Scott apparently was telling every girl he saw that he was going to rape them. Nice going, Scott. He also was reportedly yelling "Miami Valley here I come!" He, of course, has no recollection of this but rather was informed of it later. The climax of Scott's night came when he threw his unbreakable phone and succeeded in breaking it in half.