Sunday, September 26, 2010

September 25, 2010 - Day Party at Commons

Yesterday, Scott brought a stray cat into Chris V.'s apartment. In the ensuing scene, someone yelled "He's got a cat!" followed by the cat running around for a few minutes before finally being chased out the door.

Friday, September 24, 2010

September 23, 2010 - Thursday

Scott Puke From Last Night:
Scott puked all over his bed last night. Woke up this morning and swore he didn't do it - he was framed.

Scott Quotes From Last Night:
(first two quotes uttered with a southern accent)

"You's a bitch and a limp dick."

"I been drinkin this beer for like a month! I keep tryin to finish it but it won't go away!"

"Moolah julah. Moolah theater. Moolahjulah!"

"I'm done! Pax Romana is over."

...after waking up covered in vomit:
"Oh no, thats disgustinggg."

Sunday, September 19, 2010

September 15, 2010 - Wednesday

Scott Texts From Last Night:
a conversation I had with Scott..

(314): Courtney love knows how kurt died
(1-314): Umm... cobain?
(314): Coby yes
(1-314): Is this breaking news?
(314): Its my breaking news chris. I know she knows. She is a bitch.
(1-314): Hahaha what are you doing
(314): Eating pizza. Thats italian ya. Fasting pizza. Love you

(314): Im a fighter chris i will live off the land if i want. Stats 9 suck me. Not going bitch.

(314): Some ppl ask me scott why did you quit the army. As if they do not know. I look them and sby boys, girls i love way close to ucity. I live war every day bitches. I have been a foot soldier for years. You want to meet a general come meet up with me. 5 stars? Got em. You got questions you gotta pay for an answer ya bitck. You ask too many you wont be able to ask another question. Me and the u army will take you down. We read bible code.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

September 10, 2010 - Friday

Scott and friends bonged beers with the Cousin Vinny's driver last night.

Scott Quotes From Last Night:

"Look. At this thing. I couldn't stick this up my ass!"
(Holding his Jimmy John's pickle)

Scott Texts From Last Night

(314): dance off time

(314): Plain pat what up. Mike? Passed out.

(314): Chris. I was thinking. I want you. I want you now. I want you forever. Sex hurts me but i let you go on because i love you

Friday, September 10, 2010

September 9, 2010 - Thursday

Scott lost his shoes last night.

Scott text from last night, 3:43 am:

(314): Do not fart loud. Allie is here

Monday, September 6, 2010

Sept. 4, 2010 - Labor Day Weekend

Scott Texts From Last Night:
(actually from this morning..)

(314): Damnit i ordered 24 wings last night

(314): Not sure im scared to look. Sacred hitlers. Told guy at tims i have not mailed anything in years so why would you ask me my zip code. He let me in. Lets do something. I love drinking. Drunk. Donatos.

(314):I have no home. I am a hunter gatherer. An urban dweller if you will. What are you doing. Its about time i poach an egg

Special guest appearance..

Kunkel Kwote from last night:

"I'm so down for a UFO right now."