Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Last night, Scott came home from being "out" and spoke Spanish into the refrigerator for a while. Later, I heard a crash come from my room followed by Allie uttering, "Chriiiiiis." I entered to find that Scott had taken out the chair along with everything else in our room and was lying on the floor in the corner laughing, having fallen.
Sunday, October 10, 2010
There are few words to describe this post. Scott came in speaking gibberish. Or Chinese, I'm not sure. I only wish I could figure out how to upload the videos from my phone.
Scott Quotes From Last Night:
"Education, fortification, masturbation... jasper."
"You look like the college pumpkin kid. The I love basketball. You love basketball? FUCK YOU!"
"You know how many more worms rhyme with dick than space?"
"YOU'RE AN ICK WITH A LARGE- no I take that back. YOU'RE AN ICK WITH A SMALL DICK!"
"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! SUCK MY CLIT!"
"Whenever I wanna see my girlfriend I just type p-a-n to the d-o-r-a."
"Ooh I have one friend request I hope its from a giiiiiiiirrrrrrl."
"My wallet needs a phone on it."