(314): I have no idea Cowlen. Im drunk. I feel like im high on life.
(314): Boners typically hold my beers.
(314): Coaxqog so drunk. So fun.
Scott quotes from last night:
"Sammy's black. Every Sam I know is black."
"I named my dick 2 meter peter."
"I woulda chugged this through my asshole. I woulda butt bonged this beer."
