October 12, 2010 - Interviews

Last night, Scott came home from being "out" and spoke Spanish into the refrigerator for a while. Later, I heard a crash come from my room followed by Allie uttering, "Chriiiiiis." I entered to find that Scott had taken out the chair along with everything else in our room and was lying on the floor in the corner laughing, having fallen.

Scott Quotes From Last Night:

(As Allie walks by..)

"Don't you leave me."

"Rosie O'Donnell, John Stamos."

"Evidently I was more hammered than I was than I am right now."

"Ima hit some water up."

October 9, 2010 - First Night After Fall Break

There are few words to describe this post. Scott came in speaking gibberish. Or Chinese, I'm not sure. I only wish I could figure out how to upload the videos from my phone.

Scott Quotes From Last Night:

"Education, fortification, masturbation... jasper."

"You look like the college pumpkin kid. The I love basketball. You love basketball? FUCK YOU!"

"You know how many more worms rhyme with dick than space?"

"YOU'RE AN ICK WITH A LARGE- no I take that back. YOU'RE AN ICK WITH A SMALL DICK!"

"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! SUCK MY CLIT!"

"Whenever I wanna see my girlfriend I just type p-a-n to the d-o-r-a."

"Ooh I have one friend request I hope its from a giiiiiiiirrrrrrl."

"My wallet needs a phone on it."

October 2, 2010 - Parents Weekend

Last night, Scott apparently picked a flower, wrote a note to Allie saying "I picked you a flower," and left it next to the bed for Allie. Adorable.