Very last night at UD for freshman year. Scott stumbled in around 3:30 and eventually passed out on the couch.
Scott quotes from last night:
"Calling it makes me easier."
"Put a vac- not a vacuum. Put a trash can right there."
"Don't go to war, please."
Chris: "Scott, do you want to sleep in your bed instead?"
Scott: "I'd rather make sure you're ok."
Friday, April 30, 2010
Saturday, April 24, 2010
April 23, 2010 - The Last Friday
Scott woke up this morning and asked if he just chilled in the room last night. Nope, he went out.
Scott text from last night:
(314): Pumpkin seeds
Scott quotes from last night:
"I don't care if a turtle takes a shot. I'm taking a shot."
"You are a little loud, hirohito."
"The castle... it's the biggest... it's the bestest... it's the nicest on campus... but I assure you, Cowlen, there will be a party."
"I'll take a multi-grain handful of seeds."
"I'm just lookin for that right girl who likes 2 inch dick."
Scott text from last night:
(314): Pumpkin seeds
Scott quotes from last night:
"I don't care if a turtle takes a shot. I'm taking a shot."
"You are a little loud, hirohito."
"The castle... it's the biggest... it's the bestest... it's the nicest on campus... but I assure you, Cowlen, there will be a party."
"I'll take a multi-grain handful of seeds."
"I'm just lookin for that right girl who likes 2 inch dick."
Friday, April 23, 2010
April 21, 2010 - Wednesday
Scott went out, and then apparently went to the library to look for someone. He called me around 2:45 am.
Scott quotes from last night:
Scott: "Where are you?"
Chris: "In our room."
Scott: "Where are you in our room? You must be lost in our room."
"Why don't you become a psychoangelo?"
"You're just a shit disturber, Cowlen."
Scott: "I'm six minutes away."
Chris: "Where are you?"
Scott: "Six minutes away."
By the way he didn't come back until 4am.
Scott quotes from last night:
Scott: "Where are you?"
Chris: "In our room."
Scott: "Where are you in our room? You must be lost in our room."
"Why don't you become a psychoangelo?"
"You're just a shit disturber, Cowlen."
Scott: "I'm six minutes away."
Chris: "Where are you?"
Scott: "Six minutes away."
By the way he didn't come back until 4am.
Monday, April 19, 2010
April 18, 2010 - Night Before Scott's Birthday
Scott has no recollection of Saturday night. Woke up Sunday with Mancala pieces in his pocket.
Scott text from last night:
(314): Chris if you play. Mancala ill lillyyo
Scott quotes from last night:
"The devil wears prada. She wears prada. Cass is wearing prada."
"I'm finding the first cat picture and whatever it says, I'm doing."
"Padraig Harrington, what's up."
"Pupil. That pupil is pupil."
"Tottenham."
(Answering his phone):
"Squirrel!"
(on the phone):
"Is this one of those free bets to get a case? Cuz if not, squirtle."
"Chucky huckles. I'm waiting for chuckles huckles."
"I swear to God you fuckin suck on me tits."
Scott text from last night:
(314): Chris if you play. Mancala ill lillyyo
Scott quotes from last night:
"The devil wears prada. She wears prada. Cass is wearing prada."
"I'm finding the first cat picture and whatever it says, I'm doing."
"Padraig Harrington, what's up."
"Pupil. That pupil is pupil."
"Tottenham."
(Answering his phone):
"Squirrel!"
(on the phone):
"Is this one of those free bets to get a case? Cuz if not, squirtle."
"Chucky huckles. I'm waiting for chuckles huckles."
"I swear to God you fuckin suck on me tits."
Sunday, April 11, 2010
April 10, 2010 - Lowes Fest
Last night, Scott was walking around campus with purse full of beers. He looked like Alan from The Hangover. He also stayed up until 9:30 am. He called me at 7:30 and asked where I was. I told him where I was and told him I was going to go back to sleep. He called me at 7:40 and asked where I was. I told him the same thing.
Scott quotes from last night:
"I feel like a newborn baby. I can't hold my fucking head up."
"I don't owe a Cubs fan anything. I don't care if they ree-sus-sus-atate me after a terrible plane crash. You have a beautiful face for a Cubs fan."
Me: "Scott what are you doing?"
Scott: "Karate choppin'."
"I was seriously a black belt fifteen minutes ago."
"I believe in racism. I believe in satan. But I don't believe in the Cubs."
"The Goblet of Fire and the Bradberry bag."
"Stick it up your ass and get the fuck over here."
"Room poop. Poop room."
"I'd rather have Dumbledore."
(while we were arguing about who should narrate the discovery channel show "Life.")
The next morning...
"I mean if Lisa Leslie invited me back to her room, I'd go."
"It's like the fucking movie. We're trying to find Private Ryan."
"Where'd your fucking stupid Malaysian hat go?"
"Private littering is romantic."
"Listen, I do wanna touch your ass, but I wanna do it under my own power."
"Somebody give me scissors so I can cut off that stupid shirt Allison has on."
"You literally just liberated my asshole."
Scott quotes from last night:
"I feel like a newborn baby. I can't hold my fucking head up."
"I don't owe a Cubs fan anything. I don't care if they ree-sus-sus-atate me after a terrible plane crash. You have a beautiful face for a Cubs fan."
Me: "Scott what are you doing?"
Scott: "Karate choppin'."
"I was seriously a black belt fifteen minutes ago."
"I believe in racism. I believe in satan. But I don't believe in the Cubs."
"The Goblet of Fire and the Bradberry bag."
"Stick it up your ass and get the fuck over here."
"Room poop. Poop room."
"I'd rather have Dumbledore."
(while we were arguing about who should narrate the discovery channel show "Life.")
The next morning...
"I mean if Lisa Leslie invited me back to her room, I'd go."
"It's like the fucking movie. We're trying to find Private Ryan."
"Where'd your fucking stupid Malaysian hat go?"
"Private littering is romantic."
"Listen, I do wanna touch your ass, but I wanna do it under my own power."
"Somebody give me scissors so I can cut off that stupid shirt Allison has on."
"You literally just liberated my asshole."
Friday, April 9, 2010
April 8, 2010 - Thursday, Our Room
Last night, we had some people over in our room. Scott didn't make it out.
Scott text from last night:
(314): 4 3 2 1 bye
Scott quotes from last night:
"That's a hand print saying I love you."
"If there's any dick to suck, I would hope you'd suck mine."
"This is Jim." (holding and pointing to his contact solution.)
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
April 5, 2010 - First Night Back
Scott came in last night mumbling about the text from last night that mentions "Barack Obonga, Commander in Kief." Necessary to know if the first quote is to make any sense whatsoever.
Scott Quotes From Last Night:
"J.D. Drew can suck on my left nut as much as he wants to. Colleen Ambrose, left nut, Commander in Kief."
"Desmond Johnson was not the president of the major leagues of softball."
"Can Johnson win it for the Negro Leagues? The Negro Leagues suck, I don't have to say why... and here comes the pitch and its a home run. And the Negro Leagues win, by the score of 4 to 2, on a home run by the wizard. Go crazy, folks."
"ROTC will fuck my dick."
"2:06? AM,PM, or SM? If its SM I'm staying up all night."
"P.S.... what does P.S. mean? I don't fucking know."
"I will fuck a piano before I touch your turtle, you suckacockawakanaka."
"You leave me with all the highlights of your black life."
"Why don't you Huggims him? Haha, get it? Fucker."
"Ramen, ramen, what am I, fuckin' Asian?"
Scott Quotes From Last Night:
"J.D. Drew can suck on my left nut as much as he wants to. Colleen Ambrose, left nut, Commander in Kief."
"Desmond Johnson was not the president of the major leagues of softball."
"Can Johnson win it for the Negro Leagues? The Negro Leagues suck, I don't have to say why... and here comes the pitch and its a home run. And the Negro Leagues win, by the score of 4 to 2, on a home run by the wizard. Go crazy, folks."
"ROTC will fuck my dick."
"2:06? AM,PM, or SM? If its SM I'm staying up all night."
"P.S.... what does P.S. mean? I don't fucking know."
"I will fuck a piano before I touch your turtle, you suckacockawakanaka."
"You leave me with all the highlights of your black life."
"Why don't you Huggims him? Haha, get it? Fucker."
"Ramen, ramen, what am I, fuckin' Asian?"
Friday, April 2, 2010
April 3, 2010 - Easter Break
One lone quote from Scott tonight, but he did sprint out my front door and I had to chase him across my lawn and down my street because he refused to wait for his sister to drive all the way up to my house. Anyway, the not-so-exciting quote:
"There's a butterfly."
"There's a butterfly."
Sunday, March 28, 2010
March 27, 2010 - Saturday
Scott quotes from last night:
"69 wouldn't work well with me and Kobe."
"You and your stupid Jaime Garcia tie."
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1310571006852&ref=mf
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1310572766896&ref=mf
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1315751379908
"69 wouldn't work well with me and Kobe."
"You and your stupid Jaime Garcia tie."
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1310571006852&ref=mf
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1310572766896&ref=mf
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1315751379908
Saturday, March 27, 2010
March 26, 2010 - Just A Friday
Scott quotes from last night:
"Fifth fourth third second first."
(Answering his phone)
"Manure, manure, manure, manure, hellooo."
"House, follow me they're trying to fuckin rape me."
"My ass is not open."
"Saturday is gonna be awesome its gonna be dirty its gonna be out of your mind raw ass."
"Shut up Jim I'll suck on your dick."
"Don't worry guys I'm not passing out."
...as he we close the door to Pat and Jeremy's room on him where he passed out.
"Fifth fourth third second first."
(Answering his phone)
"Manure, manure, manure, manure, hellooo."
"House, follow me they're trying to fuckin rape me."
"My ass is not open."
"Saturday is gonna be awesome its gonna be dirty its gonna be out of your mind raw ass."
"Shut up Jim I'll suck on your dick."
"Don't worry guys I'm not passing out."
...as he we close the door to Pat and Jeremy's room on him where he passed out.
Friday, March 26, 2010
March 25, 2010 - 3rd Floor Girls' Room
Quotes from Scott:
"I belong to the Catholic apostolic church. One holy Catholic apostolic church."
"Chris I feel like a fuckin' ape right now."
"Chris we're friends. Hakuma matata."
"Sometimes I can't hold my vaginal bladder."
"That's my spoon. Fuck you."
"I love crustaceans."
(While singing along to the discovery channel commercial, the actual lyric is "I love arachnids.")
"If I was in the bomb on Nagasaki, I'd die."
"Me llamo es family."
"Sitting down is the definition of woman."
"Cal Ripken is my manhood."
"I belong to the Catholic apostolic church. One holy Catholic apostolic church."
"Chris I feel like a fuckin' ape right now."
"Chris we're friends. Hakuma matata."
"Sometimes I can't hold my vaginal bladder."
"That's my spoon. Fuck you."
"I love crustaceans."
(While singing along to the discovery channel commercial, the actual lyric is "I love arachnids.")
"If I was in the bomb on Nagasaki, I'd die."
"Me llamo es family."
"Sitting down is the definition of woman."
"Cal Ripken is my manhood."
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Sunday, March 21, 2010
March 21, 2010 - Sibs Weekend Part Two
Someone told Scott he couldn't sprint all the way across Stuart field and up the hill. So he did. Then he disappeared at the top of the hill. I don't know where he went. Neither does he.
Saturday, March 20, 2010
March 19, 2010 - Sibs Weekend
Scott text from last night, while at Hooters with his family:
(314) "Crew: our waitress is hot. I have a boner while with my family."
Sometime after midnight...
Scott and his sister are walking on the sidewalk in the ghetto taking shots out of a bottle of vodka. A cop pulls up and gives them a citation, during which the cop asked Scott how old he was. He replied,
"I'm 17, going on 19."
Scott is 19. His motives for this statement remain unclear.
Thursday, March 18, 2010
March 17, 2010 - St. Patrick's Day
"Jason Bourne is the home of my saint. Copy cat, printer, Caitlin, orange, yellow, fuck, pup n suds."
"Joey! Your bible is the best bible! Joey's is better... Joey your bible is the best bible. I was in the bible, and my teacher said turn to page 66, like the bible turned itself."
"I'll make out with mother of god."
"Muslims pray five times a day. I have to pray five times a day. I am muslim."
"Pocahontas and John Smith. They got married. She met the tree and the tree with the wind..."
"Everything and underthing."
"You don't read basset hounds, you play with basset hounds."
"My sister had a basset hound, but then a duck ate it. The duck ate the basset hound."
"It's my carmel apple ranger bar. I have a fish."
"In the words of James Blunt you are flying high."
"I love Charlie like 99 66 percent."
"Everytime Charlie comes over he wakes me up, I wake up, I sober, then I drink."
"I would save Jesus before I would save the world. I mean I would save Charlie before the world I love him so much. Donatos."
"Ow, my soldier!" (referring to his head)
"Ronson"
"I just sat in 27 oceans right there."
"I'm going to copy my sandwich so I have six of them." (and proceeds to photocopy his sandwich)
"I am Albert Einstein and Bill Gates times 66. I will be Bill Self at the end of this."
"Drink? I'm not fucking Dave Chappelle."
"I don't care if Roland tells me I can't walk to see Lupita. I'm walking to her and saying 'I built your house, bitch."
"Joey! Your bible is the best bible! Joey's is better... Joey your bible is the best bible. I was in the bible, and my teacher said turn to page 66, like the bible turned itself."
"I'll make out with mother of god."
"Muslims pray five times a day. I have to pray five times a day. I am muslim."
"Pocahontas and John Smith. They got married. She met the tree and the tree with the wind..."
"Everything and underthing."
"You don't read basset hounds, you play with basset hounds."
"My sister had a basset hound, but then a duck ate it. The duck ate the basset hound."
"It's my carmel apple ranger bar. I have a fish."
"In the words of James Blunt you are flying high."
"I love Charlie like 99 66 percent."
"Everytime Charlie comes over he wakes me up, I wake up, I sober, then I drink."
"I would save Jesus before I would save the world. I mean I would save Charlie before the world I love him so much. Donatos."
"Ow, my soldier!" (referring to his head)
"Ronson"
"I just sat in 27 oceans right there."
"I'm going to copy my sandwich so I have six of them." (and proceeds to photocopy his sandwich)
"I am Albert Einstein and Bill Gates times 66. I will be Bill Self at the end of this."
"Drink? I'm not fucking Dave Chappelle."
"I don't care if Roland tells me I can't walk to see Lupita. I'm walking to her and saying 'I built your house, bitch."
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