Scott Quotes From Last Night:
"Education, fortification, masturbation... jasper."
"You look like the college pumpkin kid. The I love basketball. You love basketball? FUCK YOU!"
"You know how many more worms rhyme with dick than space?"
"YOU'RE AN ICK WITH A LARGE- no I take that back. YOU'RE AN ICK WITH A SMALL DICK!"
"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! SUCK MY CLIT!"
"Whenever I wanna see my girlfriend I just type p-a-n to the d-o-r-a."
"Ooh I have one friend request I hope its from a giiiiiiiirrrrrrl."
"My wallet needs a phone on it."