Friday, September 24, 2010

September 23, 2010 - Thursday

Scott Puke From Last Night:
Scott puked all over his bed last night. Woke up this morning and swore he didn't do it - he was framed.

Scott Quotes From Last Night:
(first two quotes uttered with a southern accent)

"You's a bitch and a limp dick."

"I been drinkin this beer for like a month! I keep tryin to finish it but it won't go away!"

"Moolah julah. Moolah theater. Moolahjulah!"

"I'm done! Pax Romana is over."

...after waking up covered in vomit:
"Oh no, thats disgustinggg."

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