Scott puked all over his bed last night. Woke up this morning and swore he didn't do it - he was framed.
Scott Quotes From Last Night:
(first two quotes uttered with a southern accent)
"You's a bitch and a limp dick."
"I been drinkin this beer for like a month! I keep tryin to finish it but it won't go away!"
"Moolah julah. Moolah theater. Moolahjulah!"
"I'm done! Pax Romana is over."
...after waking up covered in vomit:
"Oh no, thats disgustinggg."