(314) "Crew: our waitress is hot. I have a boner while with my family."
Sometime after midnight...
Scott and his sister are walking on the sidewalk in the ghetto taking shots out of a bottle of vodka. A cop pulls up and gives them a citation, during which the cop asked Scott how old he was. He replied,
"I'm 17, going on 19."
Scott is 19. His motives for this statement remain unclear.