Friday, March 26, 2010

March 25, 2010 - 3rd Floor Girls' Room

Quotes from Scott:

"I belong to the Catholic apostolic church. One holy Catholic apostolic church."

"Chris I feel like a fuckin' ape right now."

"Chris we're friends. Hakuma matata."

"Sometimes I can't hold my vaginal bladder."

"That's my spoon. Fuck you."

"I love crustaceans."
(While singing along to the discovery channel commercial, the actual lyric is "I love arachnids.")

"If I was in the bomb on Nagasaki, I'd die."

"Me llamo es family."

"Sitting down is the definition of woman."

"Cal Ripken is my manhood."

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