Quotes from Scott:
"I belong to the Catholic apostolic church. One holy Catholic apostolic church."
"Chris I feel like a fuckin' ape right now."
"Chris we're friends. Hakuma matata."
"Sometimes I can't hold my vaginal bladder."
"That's my spoon. Fuck you."
"I love crustaceans."
(While singing along to the discovery channel commercial, the actual lyric is "I love arachnids.")
"If I was in the bomb on Nagasaki, I'd die."
"Me llamo es family."
"Sitting down is the definition of woman."
"Cal Ripken is my manhood."