Scott Quotes From Last Night:
"Lose some weight you fat ass. Tom needs to lose some weight. Gain some muscle. Maybe if you gained some muscle you wouldn't get your ass kicked."
"Hi, this is Mrs. Whore how may I help you?"
"She's laughing because of how many dicks she has in her mouth talking to you."
"Come sleep here. We'll party tomorrow this morning."
"God I'm so fuckin cool."
"No one judge me! Cuz this is legitimately gay. ...Alright fine. You don't know."
"I was pissed. I mean I was done pissin."
"With all three of my eyes I saw all three of his testicles."